Mary sue

EDIT: MORE !


After an unusual break up with captain Jack, she used her privileges as a time agent to hook up with an other captain Jack and after a brief stint as first-mate she had to leave piracy behind to discuss peace treaties between sparkly vampires and shirtless werewolves in the twenty first century.

Using her experience as a Planeteer to also assist with the global warming issue she also became a part of the president's cabinet after providing the American public with an efficient zombie plan.With all her travels through time she prefers the present over the past and future wich she works around her hobbies of battling Cylons, throwing things into the stargate and repeatedly going back in time to work on the new Intersect.

She also has an amazing singing voice, which goes without saying since she toured with the rolling stones the Beatles and Alvin and the Chipmunks.




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Name all the references and you get a cookie

anyway I started this as a contest entree for

hence the template I read her advice about fixing our OCs and it reminded me of a great essay my girlfriend wrote[link] about developing a non sue character. So I used her essay and did the opposite.

I got a bit carried away and made it as absurd as possible. I could have written pages of this and had to stop myself somewhere.

I hope it makes you smile if not annoyed because it sounds familiar